Remembering the failed attempt to teach proper etiquette mentioned in my last post, I felt here was my chance at redemption - my chance to prove that I could teach a Wee in the throws of full crazy to be polite.
As her chant for cleansing reached its crescendo Maddie shouted "TAKE ME TO THE BATH NOW!!!"
Mustering a bit of patience, I sweetly chirped "Maddie, did you forgot something?"
She paused a moment to allow the churning wheels in her mind to process the request and than with the greatest solemnity replied "You".
"YOU TAKE ME TO THE BATH NOW!!!"
In the old days a 67% was a D and a D was passing. So does this mean that if 2 out of 3 of my talking Wees competently uses her "pleases and thank yous", that I've passed the Mommy manners test?
Moral of the Story: You apparently can't teach even a young dog new tricks.
A wee bit flustered,